Big names, even bigger packages.
Rachel Bilson has strangely revealed that she misses her ex-boyfriend Bill Hader’s ‘big d–k’ – but he’s not the only celeb who’s supposedly packing. He’s just the latest addition to Hollywood’s infamous D-list.
The “OC” hunk, 40, made the sordid statement during an episode of her “Broad Ideas” podcast on Monday — adding her former name to a long list of Hollywood hangovers.
Hader, 44, has now joined Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm, who are said to be equally big in the downstairs department.
But today’s stars face some seriously stiff competition from Golden Age icons like Charlie Chaplin, Milton Berle and Fatty Arbuckle, who all boasted bulging members, according to Old Hollywood lore.
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Pete Davidson, however, is probably the world’s most well-known, well-endowed man with ex Ariana Grande. tweet in 2018 that the “SNL” cast member was in possession of a penis measuring “like 10 inches.”
The sexy songstress quickly deleted her harsh revelation, but not before Davidson was quickly linked to “BDE.” The acronym, which stands for “Big Dk Energy,” is defined as “the loud, booming energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn’t have to tell anyone about it.”
The intrigue surrounding Davidson’s dong was what initially attracted ex Kim Kardashian, who told People earlier this year: “I wasn’t even thinking, ‘Oh my God, I’m going to be in a relationship with him.’ I was just thinking, ‘I heard about this BDE, I have to get out there’.”
However, Davidson isn’t the only actor with a large appendage – with several other loose-lipped ladies revealing the names of similarly hung Hollywood girlfriends.
In 2006, the aptly named Janice Dickinson boldly claimed Taken star Liam Neeson had “the biggest penis of any man alive.”
The former supermodel, now 67, later doubled down on her claim, wistfully telling Star magazine in 2011: “It was like a bottle of Evian fell out of her pants.”
“The ground shook,” she continued emphatically. “Oh God, you don’t understand. I swallowed my tongue. I was very shocked. This was long before he became famous.”
Meanwhile, Dame Judi Dench told the Daily Star in 2006 that she noticed Daniel Craig’s penis while on the set of their James Bond film – and it was more than 007 inches.
“It was an absolute monster,” the eight-year-old Oscar nominee shockingly declared, before quickly adding: “Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How rude of me!”
Craig, 54, is among a number of other British heartthrobs who are also said to boast bulging members.
Victoria Beckham, 48, once boasted that her soccer star husband David, 47, had a “big one”, enthusing in an interview: “It’s like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
Meanwhile, Charlize Theron, 47, also opened up about her ‘Prometheus’ co-star Michael Fassbender’s huge penis, describing it as a “revelation” during a 2012 speech.
“I’m available to work with him at any time,” the actress said with humor. Audiences certainly knew what Theron was talking about, with Fassbender, 45, flaunting his impressive assets in Shame, which hit theaters a year ago.
Willem Dafoe, 67, has similarly been seen on celluloid showing off his oversized penis, stripping naked for a theater performance in the 1980s. Footage of the full-frontal moment has been making the rounds on the internet, and the co-star his former Dana Delany has confirmed that Dafoe’s dong is just as impressive in real life.
Delany – who filmed a sex scene alongside Dafoe in the steamy ’90s thriller Light Sleeper – said the star had an erection on set.
“One line we had in our nude scene was ‘You’ve got a pretty big erection there.’ And it really was,” Delany, 66, said.
Elsewhere, Jamie Foxx, 54, has also earned his place in the Hollywood hall of fame, with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Garcelle Beauvais speaking out about the endowed actor.
“He’s hung like a horse,” Beauvais, 55, revealed earlier this year. “It’s like ‘holy shit!’
Foxx isn’t the only Oscar winner with another coveted trophy.
Adult entertainer Corina Taylor, 42, claimed she had a crush on Jared Leto, 50, in 2002, brazenly saying: ‘I was a porn actress for three years and Jared was with her the most which I’ve always wanted to do. It’s definitely a second career available to him if he ever runs out of regular work.”
The late transgender actress Alexis Arquette – who died of a heart attack aged 47 in 2016 after battling HIV for 29 years – once commented on Leto’s huge penis, saying she slept with the star before its transition.
Arquette admitted he was impressed by what he saw, saying, “It’s not just massive, it’s like the helmet of a Praetorian guard.”
Meanwhile, Leonardo DiCaprio, 47, is also packing, according to videos from 1990s Bobbie Brown, who allegedly dated the Titanic heartthrob when he was in his early 20s.
“I unbuttoned his jeans and pulled down his boxers,” Brown, now 52, wrote in her book Dirty Rocker Boys in 2013. “What I saw made me gasp. It didn’t make sense. The kid put Tommy Lee to shame.”
Indeed, 59-year-old Mötley Crüe musician Tommy Lee, who Brown was previously dating, is also widely known for his striking package.
Last week, the raucous rocker even posted a nude selfie showing off his massive assets on Instagram, captioning the photo of his Mötley member “Ooooopppsss.” It was quickly deleted – but not before sparking a debate about “double standards” involving famous female nudist Britney Spears.
Meanwhile, a host of other supposedly well-endowed stars are far more outlandish, keeping their private parts under wraps.
Jon Hamm has been photographed as a commando in paparazzi photos, sending female fans into a frenzy. However, the Emmy-nominated star of “Mad Men” and “The Morning Show” didn’t exactly welcome the wealth of conspiracy theories under his belt.
“They’re called “privates” for a reason, I’m wearing pants, for f’s sake. Quit,” Hamm, 51, told Rolling Stone in 2019. “I mean, it’s not like I’m working as a lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world — but when people feel free to create Tumblr accounts for my c–k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal… But whatever. I think it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”
Salvation star James Woods, 75, has also been pictured with a huge bulge, with the actor once joking that his member was so long he attached the super-sized asset to his ankle. Meanwhile, far from a boast, “The Leftovers” star Justin Theroux said having photos of his bulge goes viral felt “like having someone take your shorts off in public”. As he told Elle in 2016: “It looks like a compliment, but it’s more depressing than anything else.”
However, being hung over in Hollywood is nothing new – with several classic film stars said to have sizable penises.
Sun Valley Serenade star Milton Berle, who died aged 93 in 2012, was believed to be blessed with a ghost after actress Jackée Harry, 66, compared his manhood to a horse biscuit pure race.
Meanwhile, silent film star Charlie Chaplin made headlines by talking about his huge penis, which is supposed to be the “eighth wonder of the world”. The iconic “Little Tramp” took that rumor to the grave when he passed away at the age of 88 in 1977.
And disgraced star Fatty Arbuckle was rumored to have a penis so large it could have caused the death of silent film star Virginia Rappe at the age of 30.
The actress died in 1921 after suffering a ruptured bladder and second peritoneum. Arbuckle – who died in his sleep of a heart attack in 1933 – was arrested amid sparkling tabloid headlines and put on trial for rape and murder, before finally being acquitted in 1922.
However, some insiders were left unsatisfied, claiming that the “delicate star’s bladder had been burst by Arbuckle’s gigantic penis”. Arbuckle died in 1933 at the age of 46.